A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

to have her hair done. She is wearing a set of head phones and has a portable cd player with her. The woman working asks if she can help her, and the blonde tells her that she was there to get her hair done. The woman says "ok, have a seat in this chair". The blonde does. The woman then tells the blonde that she will have to take off the headphones and the blonde very nervously says, "I can't". The woman says, "why can't you?" The blonde tell her that if she takes off the headphones, she will die. The woman chuckles and says, "dear, you will NOT die if you take them off, and I can't do your hair with them on". The blonde asks, "are you sure I won't die?" The woman assures her she won't. The blonde takes them off and is sitting in the chair and about 5 minutes, the blonde keels over dead. The shocked woman can't BELIEVE what she just saw. She picks up the headphones, turns on the cd player and hears, "BREATHE IN.......NOW BREATHE OUT......BREATHE IN.........Star me if you like!!

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

The blonde female was stopped by a blonde female cop.

The cop asked for her licence, and the blonde motorist asked what a licence was.

The blonde cop said, "It's that thing with your face on it."

The blonde handed the cop her make-up mirror. The blonde cop looked into it and said,

"If I would have known you were in law enforcement, I never would have stopped you!"

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

so......OLD.....

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

I love that joke! thank u for brightening my day by sharing it again. u r very nice thanks

peace

stargirl

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

here your first of many stars

i liked it a lot....

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

Why do Blonde's have bruises around their belly buttons?

Their boyfriends are blonde too. ;)

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

i liked

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

I don't know what is more stupid, the blond in the joke, or the joke itself.

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

I liked it!. She was a dumb blonde:-)

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

WONT ME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WHY THAT HAPPEN.SHE WAS ON SOME TYPE OF DRUGS.IF SHE KEPT THE HEADPHONE ON SHE WOULD HAVE STILL BE ALIVE.BY HER LISTENING TO THAT MUSIC IT WAS KEEPING HER FOCUS ON WERE SHE WAS AND DOING.

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

That was FUNNY!! Kinda reminded me of the blonde who had TGIF written inside of her shoes to remind her Toes Go In First.

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

hahahahahaha, star.

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

omg so funni 4real could tat rlly happen

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

*yawns* heard that one about 6 years ago

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

STARS ALL AROUND

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!the dumb blonde didn't know how to breath!LOL STAR ALERT STAR ALERT!YOU GET A STAR!

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

LOl

very good

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

Excellent! I had never heard it b4. send more of this kind

A blonde goes into the hair dresser...............?

I like it